Woodrow Trading Card
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Name: Woodrow
Height: 5’ 10”
Weight: 245 lbs
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Movie: “Red Dawn”
Woodrow doesn’t talk much about his past. To be fair, Woodrow doesn’t talk much at all except to his best friend, Bert, and his dog, Bacon. He prefers to stay off the grid and under the radar, but considers himself more than a match for any apocalyptic eventuality that may be on the horizon.
He has tried his hand at a number of careers over the years, but nothing has quite stuck. His bosses may say he has problems with authority, but Woodrow would argue he just doesn’t suffer fools gladly.