Bert Trading Card

Name: Bert
Height: 6’
Weight: 160 lbs
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Movie: “Predator”

Bert’s parents fled their dangerous hometown, immigrating to America just before he was born. He grew up on their isolated family farm learning survival skills and how to live off the land. Then in the 90s he discovered the internet.

Drawn to the sort of survivalist chat rooms popular with “preppers,” this is where he met Woodrow and the two have been best friends ever since, readying themselves for any potential end-of-the-world scenario by stockpiling arms, medical supplies and provisions.